Overheard This Week

from the mouth of a 2 1/2 year old
(cause the 2 1/2 month old just says gah and eeee)

:: upon being sent to bed early for not eating dinner: "it's SO unfair!"

::to daddy: "I told Julia. That's mommy's name."
daddy: "what's my name?"
(thinks) "It's not Julia."

::me at the computer working on magazine proofs: "don't work mommy!"

"Let's put brother to sleep! One, two, three!" (starts clapping plates together like cymbals)