The Most Epic of Epic Fairy Tales

As Told by a Four-Year-Old with a Big Imagination
(paraphrased because a lot of it was whispered)

"Once a long long time ago there was a baby prince that was born to a husband in a castle.

At that same time there was a baby princess born in the woods and a witch and the witch had an apple. The baby princess didn't grow up because she was Sleeping Beauty. And she had three fairy godbears. And that night thousands of fairies came.

And other baby princesses were born named Tiana and Snow White and Jasmine and Belle. And they were all babies. And they all ate the wicked witch's apple for breakfast and they all fell asleep.

That night, all of their dreams came true and they lived happily ever after. The end."