A Tale of Two Adams

This morning I was dutifully preparing our Sunday School lesson on Noah and the Great Flood when Audrey wandered into the room. She began pointing at random words in the scriptures that were open on my lap and asking what each said. After a few random words, she pointed to "Adam."


"Oh!" she exclaimed, excited. "I know that story!"

"Really?!" I replied, impressed. I figured she learned it in Sunday School along with her dinosaur peacock dragon holy ghost.

She began recounting the story. "Together with Cringer, Prince Adam fights the evil forces of Skeltor. He turns into He-Man."

The New DIC translation of the Holy Bible?